Sunday, September 27, 2009

F1 Weekend


Newsflash: Astronaut back on the blogs (sic) for F1 Weekend



After a long hiatus, Shanghai-based blogger Astronaut is back.

Back with a style and vengeance never before seen in this part of the blogging world.
An enforced absence, mainly caused by the relentless blockage of the Internet by the G(reat) F(irewall) of C(hina), has left the few followers of his blog with a degree of absence.

During the course of the 6 months away, Astronaut has experienced several life-changing moments. Turning 30 was a big personal milestone for him earlier this month. He also took delivery of an electric orange Ford Focus ST, which has since terrorised several drivers on the roads. Physically, he was sent to study the pandas of Chengdu, and returned with these comments:

Pandas aren't as stupid as they look. When in contact with humans, they only pretend to be stupid, so that we find them all the bamboo that they need. They even rely on humans to breed them, because sex for them is such a chore.

Otherwise, Astronaut is well. Sichuanese food and women has spiced him up a bit, but down right to the core, the heartlander in him is still very much alive. Watch out for him at the Singtel F1 Grand Prix. Somewhere at the Bay Grandstand, you will find him frustrated with the slow moving traffic that takes the time of 1 lap to descend the staircase in front of him, totally destroying his $250 view.

Watch this space!

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Tri-partism

Some thoughts to B2's post..

To have a sustainable relationship, there needs to be a tri-partite (much-like social/political/economic) existence of:

1) Love
where it is unconditional and that kind of instinctive emotional feeling/rush where you are willing to sacrifice even your personal being for the one you 'love' - which is elaborated by the romance factor..

2) Sex
no heterosexual or homosexual relationship can do without sex at some stage of its existence. sex and humping is the animalistic instinct retained in our search for a partner in the traditional sense. it is now confused with pleasure, so men often have more than one relationship with women. the sex drive, i concur, is the single greatest drive and motivating factor in the male species. not so certain of its effect on females though. perhaps it is used as a bargaining tool or protective measure.. hmm

3) Friendship
lovers are often best friends in a way they look out for each other, be each other's soul mate. i think this is the most socially evolved or influenced component of relationships; as described by the attachment factor.

View is that at least 2 of these factors must be co-existing anytime during a relationship, and the intertwining evolves as couples age.

Monday, February 9, 2009

Lion Dancing

On this 15th Day of the Lunar New Year, I say my warm greetings: "恭喜发财!"


Some things I will try to remember this 牛 year, adding on already, to the burdens of resolutions!


1. No SMOKING [I am a competitive soul, B]

2. No GAMBLING [First time I lose consecutively from 1st day to 15th day]

3. Don't anyhow 'shoot arrow' [according to the 签 email sent by LH], i.e. don't open your mouth unnecessary. 凡是低调!

4. Don't be TOO nice [esp to girls]


That should keep me safe if I do intend to step out of the house at all..


On a side note, some interesting tidbits on 2 Lion Dance troupes up close and personal.

1.

Was at the office last week. Said troupe invited by the building management came to 采青. They went upstairs to sister company. Apparently they couldn't pick the greens successfully and had to switch several guys as the lion head. Finally after some stepping on thighs and up-heaval, they managed to get the greens after like 4 attempts. Damn Loser. When they came down, it was apparent why they were NOT 南仙 Lang Sai Troupe la.. some not as brilliant 南XXX troupe of motley crew of rotund uncles and scrawny young kids... not worth any $688 ang pow. We smart.. we hung the greens with a 10cm string at about 1.5m low height.. even a kid can 采the青lor.. din Huat on the 4D numbers they picked also.. Lousy!



video



2.

Walked past Amoy Street Food Centre on way to lunch today. There was more lion dancing. This time, I was surprised to see like 4 Melayu Lang Sai practictioners.. not a bad job la.. at least more agile than the earlier mentioned troupe. Damn steady to see them dressed like that. On the way back to office, bumped into their lorry. Steady lagi, all 8 were Melayu.. including driver, drummer, and care-lare-fare girl.. Nowadays Chinese damn lazy, even LION DANCE ALSO OUTSOURCE!



HAPPY NEW YEAR... HUAT AH!

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Cow Theory

Tale for the Year of the Cow/Ox whatever

How AIG went bust...

You have two cows.

John Paulson borrows one cow so he can sell it for $100. He gives you $10 as collateral.

You buy your neighbors cow for $100, which you finance by taking out a $90 loan from the bank and use John's $10 to make up the rest.

You brag to everyone about your financial health. You have assets--two cows you own, plus one Paulson owes you--worth $300, and liabilities of just $100.

A third of the country goes vegetarian.

You thought your two cows were worth $200 and now they are worth $140.

You express confidence in your financial health. Your assets are now worth only $200--your two cows plus the one John owes you--but your liabilities are still only $100. If necessary, you could sell the assets at this distressed price and pay off all your loans.

You hold onto your cows because you are sure the market is "dislocated." Some day someone will want to eat beef again.

The rest of the country goes vegetarian. Your two cows are now worth $2 each to guys who want to make dog food.

John Paulson buys a cow in the market for $2 and he gives it to you as repayment of the loan. You now have three cows worth six bucks.

John wants his $10 back.

The bank calls. It wants its $90 back.

You call the Federal Reserve and ask for a bailout.

Saturday, January 10, 2009

Lost And Found

Once was Lost and now am Found...

Not a good start to 2009...
baggage was lost in transit from HKG to SIN
Checked in 2 pieces of baggage and only got one back on the carousel.
Bag contained 2k SGD worth of shopping
as well as crucially, my work laptop and external hard drive

Acute depression swiftly followed..
24 hours passed without any news of the bag.
7 days on, I received a much welcomed call that the bag has been found.
I'm sure the bag had its fair share of travels around the world!

I am just relieved to get my things back.

In the course of this New Year, reflections rule over resolutions.
2008 has been kind and abundant of wealth, friendships and romance. It did bring along the usual baggage of disappointments and mis-expectations. In my diary of life, I'm sure I would have marked 2008 down in the category of 'Good Years'.

Most important lesson learnt was knowing a little bit better what I want for myself in several aspects of life. Whatever I have lost in 2008, I have found a lot of myself.

On the 2008 balance sheet would look something like:
ASSETSLIABILITIES
Better HealthLosing Weight
DomesticationLess Social Events
SinglehoodFailed Romances
Returning to ShanghaiLeaving Singapore (again)



A well balanced year is a good year in my books.

Cheers to 2009 my friends!

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

下雨天

就让雨下吧
冲走心中的不愉快

最爱下雨天
能在家中静思

偏爱下雨天
沉默带来一种宁静的感觉

怀念下雨天
想到当年和你淋雨生病的一幕

期待下雨天
因为天晴之后会出现一道彩虹

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Roots Vol 1: Katong Boy In Exile

Having a recent bout of nostalgia, thinking about my roots and being able to connect to them.

Was walking around Katong today and had lunch there (more on that later). Both sides of my family history basically revolves around Katong as well. So the walk today triggered even more memories and nostalgic feeling.















During the walk, from Katong Shopping Centre (KSC) to Glory Catering, some observations and reflections:

1. KSC itself has changed over the years (of my life). Back in the 80s and 90s, when I was a young boy, it was a fascinating place where there was a video games arcade, bowling alley, computer games shops and yes, I even bought my first porn VCDs there. My mum even owned a hairdressing salon that she was even robbed before at gunpoint while heavily pregnant with me. Today, it is a misguided place with Internet LAN shops, (numerous maid agencies). Some of the old tenants are still surviving and thankfully those I still have a connection with.

2. The walk down from Katong Odeon. Katong Odeon used to be a small-time Cathay cinema that also held ge-tai style performances where Taiwanese singers like Zhang Di and Feng Fei Fei will perform, before the days of cine-plexes. Being in the entertainment industry, our family also had some business interests there. Today, there is a bank, a cafe and a restaurant on the ground floor, with the anchor tenant being the Cornerstone church.

3. Shophouses along East Coast Road (from Black Canyon to Aston's stretch). There used to be fruit stalls, mama shops, a OUB branch, Glory's old self: Shanghai Restaurant, which served one of the best Peranankan and Malay makan around. The corner kopi-tiam used to house my favourite hor fun. The resident hawker, a person my mum calls 'Barley-High' is still around, looking as energetic peddling char kway teow as he was 10 years ago with fishball bee tai mak (one of the best done dry in Singapore). The original Seh Seng towkwa pow used to be in this kopi-tiam, but have moved diagonally across the road.

4. I bought mee-siam at Glory and couldn't resist buying a few Nyona kueh-kuehs like Pulut Inti, Kuih Serimuka and Pulut Tekan. Went across said towkwa pow new location and had 2 of those yummy delights.















5. Whilst sitting at the coffeeshop enjoying my meal, couldn't help but noticed the chap chai png stall was manned by 2 Mainland Chinese (can just tell by the faces nowadays, without even listening to their accents). There were also several helpers who were visibly from the Mainland. Only the towkwa pow and chicken rice folks were local Singaporean. Then I thought about my walk down the shophouses, where all the laksa joints are. They are now manned by these migrant workers and so are some of the workers at Glory. Glory itself is a delightful mung of chaos, with the Baba owners conversing in Mandarin and Malay to their Mainlanders and Indonesian in great synchrocity.

Which comes to my point of how Katong has changed and evolved over the years.

There is room for both modernization and conservation in this area which I still call my home.

For example, Kim Choo bak chang used to sell only bak chang, having moved out of their little shophouse in Joo Chiat onto the main East Coast Road stretch. Now, they have a restaurant serving Peranakan food.

There was a little shop that sold Peranakan heritage ware, something which I have taken a point of interest lately, due to my quarter Peranakan-ness inspired by the Channel 8 TV series Little Nonya.

Old establishments have taken on new identities, while new establishments have tried a little bit to discover the old, making Katong such an interesting mish-mash of cultures.

I believe in the need to conserve cultural identity. I am not one to object immigration of migrant workers. We are a few generations of migrants all finding our homes in Singapore and therefore we should be more tolerant of new cultures.

However, we need to preserve the traditions and cultures of yore and not lose them to our younger generations. I find it disappointing that less and less of young Singaporeans losing touch with their dialects (not to mention Mandarin even), to a point they can't really relate to their ethnicity.

We are relying on migrant workers even to prepare traditional Singaporean food like popiah and mee siam. Yes, commercialisation is necessary to survive in F&B today, but please have some pride in your 家常菜.

So starting from my next cookout, I will start a new blog detailing recipes passed down from my family, meaning Teochew, Hokkien and Peranakan dishes my parents have taught me to cook so that even if it is lost with my generation, there might be others waiting to discover it in Cyberspace. This is a little bit part I can play to preserve our culture and not watch it die out. It is also a good way to celebrate good food!

Details to follow.

Have a great week and last month of the year ahead!